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A Collection of Filthy Lies

Name:
Si
Birthdate:
14 February 1987
Location:
External Services:
  • monochromaticx@livejournal.com
Hello,

I write filthy stories which you can read here, or on y!Gallery under the pseudonym "secretidentity." Most of the swill I write is penned while under the influence of excessive amounts of wine.

I am a workaholic, an alcoholic, an abuseoholic. Skinny, tall. Can't grow a muscle to save my life but can take down the biggest guy in a fight.

Love wine. Love love love wine. Love porn. Love women, surprisingly enough. Love fighting - but not with women. Love semicolons.

Love my fucking job.

Hate caterpillars. Hate stat holidays.

I write like I have an infection - mostly white collar nonsense. And porn, obviously. And other things. But mostly white collar nonsense.

I am currently twenty-three years old.

Goodbye.

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